It was only supposed to be the clown and the cowboy, when Mary Sue and Uncle Sam showed up. “We don’t need your help,” the cowboy said. “We’ll steer this here crowd, and won’t let those unpatriotic, no good, yellow-bellied killer robots stop the parade.” The clown looked sad. “We might need their help. All…
Well, we started with a few spin-offs off the original line, but then I think we got a bit excited. It’s all right. We’ll just call this the Two Train Special. Folks’ll pay all the same. Sequels and franchises have already taken over much of Hollywood, and now the web is spreading as spin-offs and…
Remember my words, my child. Many terribleĀ things may happen to you once I am gone: Your stepmother may attempt to lock you away or murder you, your uncle may steal your inheritance, you may become an orphan with only a few animals or short men for friends. In those dark days, you will have a…
The L. Palmer Chronicles 