Remember my words, my child. Many terrible things may happen to you once I am gone: Your stepmother may attempt to lock you away or murder you, your uncle may steal your inheritance, you may become an orphan with only a few animals or short men for friends. In those dark days, you will have a…
“And what are you writing about, Molly Sue?” “It’s a sweeping romance about a robot vacuum that falls in love with a cyborg broom. It’s bristling with excitement, and will suck readers in.” “How much have you written so far?” “Oh, nothing. But, once I do write it, the novel will be absolutely delightful. I am sure…
And one day soon, my darling, I will pass on. Your father will go on to marry some horrible woman, but fear not. Such hardship will give you the ability to talk to animals, be incredibly good at cleaning, and lead you to marry an incredibly rich, handsome man. In the hard times, when you wish…
The L. Palmer Chronicles 