“This book is the only book you need to read in your whole life. It has everything a book should have: large words, clever witticisms, a sweeping plot which is really an analogy for the whole of society, riveting characters, popularity with critics and scholars, and lots of pages.” “But does it have pirates?” the boy said.…
“And what are you writing about, Molly Sue?” “It’s a sweeping romance about a robot vacuum that falls in love with a cyborg broom. It’s bristling with excitement, and will suck readers in.” “How much have you written so far?” “Oh, nothing. But, once I do write it, the novel will be absolutely delightful. I am sure…
The gnarled woman leaned on the shovel, sweat glistening her brow as she pointed to the headstone growing out of her garden of graves. “Over there is Charlie P. Marks. Handsome fellow. The third part of a love triangle, he was. Turns out he just dragged down the story.” She tapped her shovel on the…
The L. Palmer Chronicles 