If Disney Fathers Lived…

Remember my words, my child. Many terrible things may happen to you once I am gone: Your stepmother may attempt to lock you away or murder you, your uncle may steal your inheritance, you may become an orphan with only a few animals or short men for friends. In those dark days, you will have a…

We Are Surrounded By Secret Santas

First, did you know that Santa is a ninja? He can fly through the air (via sleigh and reindeer), can disappear into the background when needed, and can fit into tight spaces (chimneys). He may even be standing behind you right now. Ha! He moved before you could look over your shoulder. However, instead of…